I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:37

I’m British and I'm hella bummed about it. Wish I was American or even Canadian, ’cause let’s be real, Canada’s gonna end up part of the States anyway. What should I do?

Or are you just a 12-year-old kid in Mom’s basement finding things to do in between masturbation sessions?

He’s here to bad-mouth the UK at every opportunity, using “questions” as his modus operandi.

Oh look, it’s Jack again. Always claiming to be British, and clearly not British at all.

Its year 2041, and president Hunter Biden has ordered every republican who sweared at him to be arrested and shot. I am on my way to the death row listening to the cheer of the Liberal mob chanting death death death. How can I escape?

So, Jack, why don’t you get a life? Or maybe get a real job?

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